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CAP CRESSO
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WEEK 2 RECAP
Jimmy Mac came out hotter than a cart girl on a 95° day, dropping a league-best 36 TOTAL points (19 actual) and casually dunking an EAGLE from 150+ yards out like it was no big deal. Witnesses say the ball disappeared faster than Dan Keelan when the lunch bill showed up - no in all acutality they didn't even know the ball went in the hole until Pie happen to look in the hole after they couldn't find the ball anywhere! Needless to say Mac got a skin on that hole! Speaking of K

CAP CRESSO
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CAP CRESSO
May 180 min read


HOLE IN ONE!
They say lightning never strikes twice… but apparently nobody told “THE MAYOR.” He banged a HOLE IN ONE #17 at Selfridge Golf Course, THE MAYOR recorded his 2nd lifetime hole-in-one — once again proving that sometimes it really is about who you know. Witnesses say the shot took one hop, checked up perfectly, and disappeared into the cup like it had political connections. The ace marks yet another legendary chapter in THE MAYOR’S golfing career. While most golfers spend a

CAP CRESSO
May 111 min read
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